Trevoris'betweenjobs'.Hespendshisdaysavoidinghisnaggingheiferofawifebyhidingoutinhisallotmentshedandpaintingfigurinesforhiswargameswithhisagoraphobicfriend,Graham,anddreamingofhisheroicalter-ego,thebattlemageCasimirtheDestroyer.WhenMrParsons,oneoftheotherallotmenttenants,petitionstohaveTrevorremovedfromhisdisgraceofaplot(he'snottheretogrowstuff!)anargumentensuesthatleavesTrevorwithacorpsetohide.Unfortunately,thisuntimelyaccidentcoincideswiththezombieapocalypseandMrParsons'returnisjustthebeginningsofTrevor'sproblems.Morepressingiswhetherornotheshouldtryandsavehiswifeandherbeautifulbestfriend,whobothheandGrahamhaveathingforddd